Oh, Golden Cow....

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What is your name?: Ashleigh (ALIAS! I CHOOSE YOU!)

Are you named after anyone?: NONE SHALL KNOW!

What's your screename?: Screen name? Why, Marionette of course.

Would you name a child of yours after you?: Psh. No. XD

If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Luke or Lucas! (Those names are good! Judge me and die...)

If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: I lubbles my name. Why would I want to switch it?

Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Sometimes....the turds... :paranoid:

Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Psh. Of course not.

Your gender: Female

Straight/Gay/Bi: I'm as straight as a rainbow!! :dummy: Lol. Just kidding.

Single?: Haha, you don't need to know this. XD

If not, do you want to be?: Um...huh?

Birthdate: March 20

Your age: 13

Age you act: Depends....

Age you wish you were: Um....14?

Your height: 5'2

Eye color: Brown

Happy with it?: Yush! You betcha!

Hair color: Brown

Happy with it?: Jush!!

Lefty/righty/ambidextrous: Right-handed.

Your living arrangement: A house.

Your family: Oh you know...the usual.

Have any pets?: KITTEHS! Spunkmier and Squibs

Whats your job: I don't have one!

Piercings?: One on each ear.

Tattoos?: None.

Obsessions?: Music, video games, friends

Addictions?: Soda and juice. XD

Do you speak another language?: Tagalog, French, a bit of Japanese, and a Bit of Russian

Have a favorite quote?: "You're just jealous because we act like retards in public, and people still love us!!"

Do you have a webpage?: On here, yeah. Otherwise, nada.

Do you live in the moment?: Huh? Don't get philosophical on me. XD

Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: Yes. Sometimes people think I'm way too tolerant. ^^;

Do you have any secrets?: I do, but if I told you they wouldn't be secrets, would they?

Do you hate yourself?: ARE YOU KIDDING?! I FREAKING LOVE ME! :heart:

Do you like your handwriting?: Eh, I get by. :shrug:

Do you have any bad habits?: Being mahself. Lol. XD

What is the compliment you get from most people?: "Whoa!!! You're such a great drawer!!" or "You're hair is so soft!!" <----- Then they have to touch it. T_T


If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: One Life. Or something like that...

What's your biggest fear?: Being forgotten....

Can you sing?: Uh... lemme check *Walks off with a glass, comes back with glass shards* Uh, we can say negative to that.

Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: NO! I already DO look cool!! (LOL LIES!!!)

Are you a loner?: Nope.

What are your #1 priorities in life?: BECOMING THIS WORLD'S SUPREME ALL POWERFUL AND MIGHTY OVERLORD!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! :evillaugh:

If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:  No. Of course not. I'm so strange. XD

Are you a daredevil?: Believe it!!

Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: My awkwardness and shyness around people.

Are you passive or aggressive?: Passive.

Do you have a journal?: Gee I don't know.

What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Greatest strength? I ALWAYS keep trying. Weakness? My laziness.

Do you think you are emotionally strong?: YUSH!

Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: I REGRET NOTHING!

Do you think life has been good so far?: IT'S BEEN AWESUMZ!!

What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

What do you like the most about your body?: My brains. They help me think.

And least?: I-I don't know. My inability to have lots of stamina?

Do you think you are good looking?: NO! And I will not listen to people who tell me I am!! THEY LIE!

Are you confident?: NOPE!

What is the fictional character you are most like?: Hmmm....I don't know. You tell me! *Points to watchers*

Are you perceived wrongly?: I....don't think so?

Do You...

Smoke?: Nope.

Do drugs?: Nope.

Read the newspaper?: NO

Pray?:

Go to church?:

Talk to strangers who IM you?: Uh...no.

Sleep with stuffed animals?: YES! I LOVE STUFFED  ANIMALS!

Take walks in the rain?: No. Wet is bad. >.<

Talk to people even though you hate them?: Hate? What is this "hate" you speak of?

Drive?: Not yet.

Would or Have You Ever....

Liked your voice?: Uh... other people like it, I think....

Hurt yourself?: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!

Been out of the country?: Yeah.

Eaten something that made other people sick?: Well....hmm...I don't know. :shrug:

Been in love?: Love? Is that some type of ice cream?!

Done drugs?: No.

Gone skinny dipping?: No.

Had a medical emergency?: Yes....

Had surgery?: None

Ran away from home?: Nope.

Played strip poker?: Nope. What is it? Is it fun?

Gotten beaten up?: Nope.

Beaten someone up?: Nope.

Been picked on?: Not really

Been on stage?: A couple of times...

Slept outdoors?: Yup.

Thought about suicide?: Just one time. Quickly thought better of it.

Pulled an all nighter?: On a plane-ride once.

If yes, what is your record?: Uh... Hmm... I can't remember.

Gone one day without food?: NEVER!I COULD NEVER DO THAT!

Talked on the phone all night?: Nope.

Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: No.

Slept all day?: Nope.

Killed someone?: Of course...in Halo.

Made out with a stranger?: What the..?! Why do you ask such a disturbing question!?!

Had sex with a stranger?: WHHHAAAAAAAAAT?! Are you retarded or something?!

Thought you're going crazy?: Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Kissed the same sex?: Uh...what?

Done anything sexual with the same sex?: THE HECK?! Someone needs to kill you. Like, seriously.

Been betrayed?: Nope.

Had a dream that came true?: Yeah. Praise me. I'm psychic.

Broken the law?: Nope.

Met a famous person?: Yeah! That one guy with the face in that one movie with the car. You know the one.

Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Nope.

On purpose?: I was doing an experiment on a Snail!!

Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: NEVER!

Stolen anything?: Yeah. YOUR SOUL.

Been on radio/tv?: Nope.

Been in a mosh-pit?: A what?

Bungee jumped?: N-O

Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yeah! It was soooo weird!! But fun!

Beliefs

Believe in life on other planets?: Yeah.

Miracles?: Yeah!

Astrology?: Eh.

Magic?: I IS A WIZARD! :iconwoooplz:

God?: Perhaps

Satan?: ....I don't know...

Santa?: *Gasps* SAAAANTAAA! :dummy:

Ghosts?: Yeah.

Luck?: Yush!!

Love at first sight?: Yesh!

Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: Yeah.

Witches?: Yosh.

Easter bunny?: No.

Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes, but incredibly trying.

Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: You never know. :shrug:

Do you wish on stars?: Sometimes...

Deep Theological Questions

Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Eh? Oh I don't know...maybe?

Do you think God has a gender?: No?

Do you believe in organized religion?: Yeah. Lot of them are corrupt, though.

Where do you think we go when we die?: We float on clouds.

Friends

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Well there's this one guy...but.. as :iconsilverjoker96: says:"...His preferences are questionable..."

Who is your best friend?: :iconsilverjoker96:!!!!!!!

Who's the one person that knows most about you?: Me!!!

What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Just....chillax...

Your favourite inside joke?: I've got too many. Fff...*Snickers*

Thing you're picked on most about?: I'm hardly ever picked on.

Who's your longest known friend?: :iconsilverjoker96:

Newest?: Erin 2

Shyest?: Erin 2

Funniest?: Um...Everyone is pretty funny...

Sweetest?: :iconsilverjoker96:

Closest?: :iconsilverjoker96:

Weirdest?: Kenny, Colin, Chris, and Ryan.

Smartest?: Everyone.

Ditziest?: ME!

Friends you miss being close to the most?: Everyone of them...

Last person you talked to online?: That one guy with the face.

Who do you talk to most online?: Colin's older brother.

Who are you on the phone with most?: I don't talk on the phone! >D

Who do you trust most?: Every one of them.

Who listens to your problems?: I NEVER EVER tell people my problems!

Who do you fight most with?: No one.

Who's the nicest?: All of them!!

Who's the most outgoing?: Erin

Who's the best singer?: :iconsilverjoker96:

Who's on your shit-list?: Kenny. Who is also "The Undesirable", "The Moldy One", and "The Foot Rapist" >.<

Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: :iconwtfboomplz:

Who's your second family?: All of them!!

Do you always feel understood?: Very much yesh.

Who's the loudest friend?: That. Would be me. And then everyone else. XD

Do you trust others easily?: I've been told I'm a gullible fool. (LIES!)

Who's house were you last at?: :iconsilverjoker96: We played Rock Band 2...soooo much fun....

Name one person who's arms you feel safe in: Eh? Um......

Do your friends know you?: Well, dur!

Friend that lives farthest away: Colin!

Love and All That (Oh no...)

Do you consider love a mistake?: Nope.

What do you find romantic?: Oh you know....romantic things....

Strangest Turn-on?: Sickos....Uh...um.... Emo...guys? (The good looking ones.) DON'T JUDGE ME!!

Turn-off?: Uh...perverts and the like...

First kiss?: No comment.

If someone you had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: Kind of...weird.

Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: No.

Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I don't know. If only I can read minds....

What is best about the opposite sex?: EH?! I'M NOT GOING TO ANSWER THAT!

What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: See above answer.

What's the last present someone gave you?: A stuffed animal. I love it sooooo much....

Are you in love?: Some will say.

Do you consider your significant other hot?: Um...come again?

Who Was the Last Person...

That haunted you?: I haunt myself, thank you!!!

You wanted to kill?: Kenny. Not kill, just strangle.

That you laughed at?: Me and my stupidness....

That laughed at you?: My friends XD

That turned you on?: EH?!?!

You went shopping with?: My mom.

That broke your heart?: No one.

To disappoint you?: Me.

To ask you out?: :shrugs:

To make you cry?: No one.

To brighten up your day?: All of my friends

That you thought about?: All of my friends

You saw a movie with?: Colin, Erin, Erin 2, Z-chan, M-chan (Sorry. I got tired of typing in SilverJoker96)

You talked to on the phone?: Colin

You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Colin's older Brother

You saw?: Colin

You lost?: None!

Right  at This Moment...

Are you going out?: ...

Will it be with your significant other?: .....

Or some random person?: .....

What are you wearing right now?: A Purple and black quarter sleeve shirt, Some pants, and socks

Body part you're touching right now: My toe. I stubbed it again. T_T

What are you worried about right now?: Whether I'll stub my toe again or not.

What book are you reading?: Maximum Ride: MAX - James Patterson

What's on your mousepad?: DOLPHINS!!!

Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: Wanting, Hungry, Lazy, Happy, Silly

Are you bored?: No.

Are you tired?: Nope!

Are you talking to anyone online?: I was.

Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: Yeah.

Are you lonely or content?: Content.

Are you listening to music?: Fireflies - Owl City

I TAG THE READERS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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